Shooting Stars and Flowers Coming My Way

At the beginning of September, I moved out of my apartment and home to live with my parents because there was mold growing on a bunch of my clothing in my apartment, and that mold made my lips swell and gave me hives and sent me to an emergency room.
About six weeks later, someone decided it would be fun to vandalize [albeit mildly] my car, and I spent a considerable amount of time and energy and a small (though not negligible) chunk of change buying a new mirror for my car and getting it fixed.
Then last week, I see that I've gotten at least one, and maybe two, incredibly harsh evaluations from people I worked with on my Pediatrics rotation, the rotation in which I worked harder than ever before, yet got a few evaluation scores lower than I'd ever received before.
And today, I hear that it's a very real possibility that someone got ahold of my social security number, somehow, and is actively using it to commit, you know, tax fraud.
The world is doing a GREAT job of sending shooting stars and flowers in my direction. If President Obama does not win the election tomorrow, I may be forced to give up on everything. I cannot catch a break.

The n00b Files - Week 3 of Pediatrics

I'm on my third week of Pediatrics, which means I've completed 2 weeks of Pediatric ER, and am on my first week of outpatient pediatrics. I've also fully completed 8 weeks of Psychiatry, during which time I neglected to write down any n00b lessons. But never fear! More lessons await, below:

1. Turns out it's not that hard to look into a lot of infants' and children's ears as I had previously feared. More kids than you'd expect are pretty calm about the whole thing, which makes life a lot easier.
2. On a related note, you know how you're taught to pull a patient's ear back and up in order to straighten out the canal and take a good look at the eardrum? Yeah, with infants and young children, it's a LOT easier to see the eardrum when you pull straight back. Now that was a revelation.
3. The great thing about psychiatry is that you get to spend a LOT of time with patients, just talking to them. I like talking to patients, so I liked that aspect of it. 
4. After seeing a patient who suffered from debilitating generalized anxiety disorder, I'm starting to believe that having severe anxiety may well be much, much worse than having severe depression. I actually felt like crying while talking to said patient, whereas I don't think I ever got emotional while talking to depressed patients.
5. Um, apparently you're not supposed to feed your baby any plain water until he or she is at least 6 months old. Babies are not good at regulating their water balance until then, so if you give babies water, their electrolytes can go all out of wack and then they can have seizures. So, don't feed your infant water!
6. ^Then again, very shortly after I wrote this, I heard my preceptor tell a mother of a 4-month-old that she can give her baby water if they're outside for a long time....so I guess the other lesson here is that the advice that doctors give can vary from doctor to doctor.
7. Subsequently, it's amazing/borderline scary to think how much of my behavior as a full-fledged physician will be directly influenced by the training I receive. For instance, I've learned at school that it's best to hold an otoscope with the handle down when examining ears. My preceptor last summer said that holding it upside down was the "weenie" way, and I had been taught well. Then last week, another pediatrician demonstrated a really adept way of examining an infant's ears...holding the otoscope upside-down. It was just crazy to realize that, more than likely, the way I ultimately do things (including the advice I give parents on some topics, the way I do physical exams, and probably more) may well be determined simply by the last way I was taught to do said things.
8. You can learn a LOT by watching the way your superiors interact with difficult patients and other medical teams. I was super impressed by the way one of my psychiatry attendings handled small and large annoyances. That dude had an amazingly cool head.
9. Psychiatry can really be a very amusing rotation. When I was on inpatient psychiatry, my team and I had many a laugh-filled morning of rounds while discussing some of the unusual things our patients said. For instance, this exchange:

                    Did you sleep well tonight?

                    I was 14 once.

          Or this one:

                    Can you tell me a little bit about your childhood?

                    Absolutely not. 

          ...Okay, so maybe you had to be there.